puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

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bryko:

watch his hair blatantly intersect with the lockers

bryko:

watch his hair blatantly intersect with the lockers

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toocooltobehipster:

toocooltobehipster:

vine by christoph powers

IM NOT SURE IF I MADE THE GIFS TOO FAST OR HE JUST HAS REALLY FAST BODY/FACIAL MOVEMENTS

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rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

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tentakewl:

when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do image

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lesbianathogwarts:

neyruto:

april fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can just yell “trolled u” and run away whooping and hollering so no one can see the gentle tears on your face 

that post got very sad very fast

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poryqon:

poryqon:

write my tombstone in emojis

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damn it

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clown-dick:

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs

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